What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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