What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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