Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Because Mercury moved in.
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