What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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