What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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