What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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