What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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