What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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