What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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