What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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