What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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