What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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