What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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