What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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