What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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