What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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