What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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