What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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