What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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