What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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