What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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