What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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