What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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