What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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