What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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