What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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