What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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