What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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