What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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