What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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