What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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