What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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