What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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