What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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