What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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