What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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