What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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