What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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