What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
Canvas not available.

or


Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025