What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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