What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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