What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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