What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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