What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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