What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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