What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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