What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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