What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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