What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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