What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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