What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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