What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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