What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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