What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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