What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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