What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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