What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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