What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
Canvas not available.

or


I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
Canvas not available.

or


What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
Canvas not available.

or


How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026