What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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