What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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