What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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