What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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