What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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