What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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