What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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