What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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