What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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