What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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