What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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