What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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