What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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