What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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