What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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