What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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