What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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