What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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