What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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