What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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