What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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