What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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