What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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