What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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