What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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