What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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