What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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