What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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