What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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