What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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