What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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