What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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