What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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