What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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