What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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