What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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