What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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