What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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