What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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