What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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