What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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