What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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