What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Meet Patty.


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Because he's Haydn.


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but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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A dead centipede.


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They are both rolling in the dough!


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it was a shitzu."


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