What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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