What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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