What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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