What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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