What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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