What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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