What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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