What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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