What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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