What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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