What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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