What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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