What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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