What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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