What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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