What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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