What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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