What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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