What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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