What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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