What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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