What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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