What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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