What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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