What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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