What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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