What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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