What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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