What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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