What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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