What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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