What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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