What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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