What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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