What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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