What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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