What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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