What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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