What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Barium


GOOD		CRAP

or

It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They make used car salesmen look good.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tell it a yolk.


GOOD		CRAP

or