What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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