What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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