What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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