What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.


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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


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As far away as possible.


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coz Donald ducked


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Ah-choo-choo!


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A buff-a-loan


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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