What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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