What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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