What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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