What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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