What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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