What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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