What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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