What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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