What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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