What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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