What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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