What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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