What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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