What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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