What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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