What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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