What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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