What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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