What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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