What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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