What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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