What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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