What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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