What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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