What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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