What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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