What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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