What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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