What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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