What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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