What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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