What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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