What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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