What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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