What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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