What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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