What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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