What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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