What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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