What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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