What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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