What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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