What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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