What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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