What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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