What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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