What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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