What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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