What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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