What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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