What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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