What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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