What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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