What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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