What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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