What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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