What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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