What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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