What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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