What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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