What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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