What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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