What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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