What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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