What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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