What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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