What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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