What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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