What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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