What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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