What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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