What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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