What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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