What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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