What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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