What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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