What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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