What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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