What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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