What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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