What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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