What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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