What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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