What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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