What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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