What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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