What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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