What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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