What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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