What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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