What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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