What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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