What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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