What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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