What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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