What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.


GOOD		CRAP

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A gummy bear


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

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They can hit the high C's!


GOOD		CRAP

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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Forever 21


GOOD		CRAP

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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've been framed.


GOOD		CRAP

or