What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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