What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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