What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.


GOOD		CRAP

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

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In the neigh-borhood.


GOOD		CRAP

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The bucket.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

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A centipede with a wooden leg.


GOOD		CRAP

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Hey, bud!


GOOD		CRAP

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It's a total rip-off.


GOOD		CRAP

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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was looking for Pluto.


GOOD		CRAP

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