What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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