What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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