What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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