What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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