What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.


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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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An impasta


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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Igloos it together.


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Carbon.


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