What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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