What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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