What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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