What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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