What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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