What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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