What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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