What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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