What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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