What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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