What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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