What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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