What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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