What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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