What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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