What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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