What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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