What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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