What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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