What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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