What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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