What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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