What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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