What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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