What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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