What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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