What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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