What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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