What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
Canvas not available.

or


If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
Canvas not available.

or


The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
Canvas not available.

or


Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026