What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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