What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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