What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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