What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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