What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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