What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
Canvas not available.

or


What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or


How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or


How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026