What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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