What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.


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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

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Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

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Fsh


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A cow walking backwards


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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Bugs Bunny.


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It wanted to be a watermelon.


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


GOOD		CRAP

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