What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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