What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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