What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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