What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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