What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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