What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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