What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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