What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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