What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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