What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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