What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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