What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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