What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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