What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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