What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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