What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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