What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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