What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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