What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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