What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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