What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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