What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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