What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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