What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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