What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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