What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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