What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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