What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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