What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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