What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Saint Nickel-less.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he's Haydn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


GOOD		CRAP

or

A porcupine with split ends


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or