What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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