What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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