What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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