What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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