What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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