What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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