What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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