Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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He had in his own pews.
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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Fish and ships.
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Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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