What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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