What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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