What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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