What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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