What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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