What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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