What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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