What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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