What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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