What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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