What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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