What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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