What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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