What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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