What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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