What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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