What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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