What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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