What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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