What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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