What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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