What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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