What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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