What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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