What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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