What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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