What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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