What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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