What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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