What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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