What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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