What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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