What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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