What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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