What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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