What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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