What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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