What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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