What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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