What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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