What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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