What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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