What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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