What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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