What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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