What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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