What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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