What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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