What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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