What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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