What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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