What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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