What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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