What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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