What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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