What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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