What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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