What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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