What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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