What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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