What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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