What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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