What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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