What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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