What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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