What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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