What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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