What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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