What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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