What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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