What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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