What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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