What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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