What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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