What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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