What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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