What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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