What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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