What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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