What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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