What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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