What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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