What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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