What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!


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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.


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With a tuba glue.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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It was like love meant nothing to her.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Bison


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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Tell it a yolk.


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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