What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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