What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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