What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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