What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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