What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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