What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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