What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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