What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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