What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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