What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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