What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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