What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his uncles were "ants"!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its days were numbered.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the baaaaarber shop


GOOD		CRAP

or

A robber ducky.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A ferrous wheel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'm still working on it.


GOOD		CRAP

or