What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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