What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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