What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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