What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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