What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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