What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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