What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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