What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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