What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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