What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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