What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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