What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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