What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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