What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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