What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or


What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026