What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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