What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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