What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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