What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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