What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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