What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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