What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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