What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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