What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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