What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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