What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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