What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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