What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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