What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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