What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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