What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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