What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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