What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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