What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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