What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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