What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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