What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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