What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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