What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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