What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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