What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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