What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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