What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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