What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!


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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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It left its tracks.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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Not enough sand.


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Address.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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T (tea)


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It broke the law of gravity!


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