What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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