What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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