What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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