What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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