What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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