What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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