What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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