What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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