What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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