What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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