What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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