What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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