What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!


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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.


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Pupperoni.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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They charged one - and let the other one off.


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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