What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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