What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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