What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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