What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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