What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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