What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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