What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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