What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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