What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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