What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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