What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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