What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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