What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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