What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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