What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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