What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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