What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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