What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.


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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.


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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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At forks in the road.


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Na


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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A gummy bear


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Make America Hate Again.


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A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.


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