What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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