What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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