What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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