What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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