What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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