What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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