What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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