What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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