What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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