What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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