What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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