What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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