What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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