What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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