What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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