What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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