What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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