What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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