What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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