What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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