What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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