What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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