What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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