What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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