What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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