What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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