What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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