What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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