What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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