What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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