What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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