What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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