What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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