What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.


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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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it was a shitzu."


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Chili


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A robber ducky.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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