What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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