What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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