What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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