What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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