What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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