What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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