What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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