What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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