What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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