What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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