What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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