What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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