What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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