What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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