What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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