What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
Canvas not available.

or


So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
Canvas not available.

or


Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
Canvas not available.

or


What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026