What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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