What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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